Excerpts from 2 Chainz Notebook
The following citations are transcribed directly from a journal found under a first class seat of an airplane flying from Manhattan to Atlanta. The notebook appears to belong to that of famous rapper 2 Chainz. Rather then contact and return the notebook to its rightful owner, the airline opted to submit the private thoughts to our team, who were more than happy to turn them into public thoughts. Judging from the recognizable lyrics found within the passages, its safe to assume these excerpts served as the building blocks to his hit songs we all know and love.
"Yeah I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem. The problem is that our love is not mutual. After all, if she had the capability of returning my love I doubt she would be classified a bad bitch. And unfortunately that's the only type of lady I seem to be attracted to as of late. And I know I’ve been in terrible relationships in the past with bad bitches resulting in hurt and pain. But alas. I can’t control how my heart feels.”
“All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe. Well, just for the media, Superficial looks are important in my social circle. Really, all I want is a conversation. It’s hard to find anyone, let alone a girl who will talk to me normally. But don't get me wrong, a big booty would be a plus.
“Lately I feel like this rap game is a mistake. A lot of my contemporaries don’t see my vision. Yet The media treats me like I'm just like the other top 40 hip hop artists. Sometimes I don’t feel like a rapper, but rather that I am just a human being playing the role of a musician. I don’t know. I just feel different. I’m Different, yeah I’m different. I pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing and just feel alienated from my fans and fellow peers.”
“Man I love them Strippers. Especially Tammy. She’s a nice young girl whose just trying to pay off a nasty student loan. I hope she finds her way soon, she has too much to offer the world for a gig like this.”
“Beating that pussy till the sun up. I’m not proud to admit this. My sexual addiction has really taken a toll on my creative work. I don't care to write albums anymore... I feel like this never ending urge reminds me I'm nothing more then any other animal. I'm just like an insect, with a natural animalistic instinct to pollinate every flower I see. However this rap game is enabling me....it's everywhere I turn.. And there are no flowers to travel to. I feel like a bee in a trap.”
“Looking at all my belongings... I have one chain my high school sweetheart gave me, back when I only had a mixtape....I think of a simpler time when I look at this chain. One where I at least had dreams and aspirations to motivate me. The other Chain I own was given to me by some MTV corporate talking head the day I signed a record deal. It represents both my accomplishments and change, but it also is a picture of how the fame has taken over my very being... I feel like the old chain, but I can't deny the new...This is why I call myself 2 Chainz. When I am in the shower, reflecting, I will often have moments of sadness where I scream 2CHAIIIIINZ, right before i break down and cry.. This is why I changed my name from Single chain to 2Chainz"