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William Davis Parker

"All love for the Brotherman, no love for the other man"

William Davis Parker, better known as The Brotherman Bill, is a multimedia artist and entertainer. With a BFA in Art direction/communications design, awarded by the PRATT Institute of art and design, Bill is taking the creative world by storm.  A cartoonist, a standup, a broadcaster, a designer, an illustrator, a writer, and even a rapper, no medium is safe from the Brotherman.  Currently Bill is serving as the host of Our Founding Liars, a conspiracy theory parody blog, as well as producing his first album under the persona Cass0nva de Generate.  This website serves as a platform for his projects as well as his pseudo intellectual ramblings.  Have fun.

Excerpts from 2 Chainz Notebook

 

The following citations are transcribed directly from a journal found under a first class seat of an airplane flying from Manhattan to Atlanta.   The notebook appears to belong to that of famous rapper 2 Chainz.  Rather then contact and return the notebook to its rightful owner, the airline opted to submit the private thoughts to our team, who were more than happy to turn them into public thoughts.   Judging from the recognizable lyrics found within the passages, its safe to assume these excerpts served as the building blocks to his hit songs we all know and love.  


              2/10/2010
"Yeah I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem.  The problem is that our love is not mutual.  After all, if she had the capability of returning my love I doubt she would be classified a bad bitch.   And  unfortunately that's the only type of lady I seem to be attracted to as of late.  And I know I’ve been in terrible relationships in the past with bad bitches resulting in hurt and pain.   But alas. I can’t control how my heart feels.”

              9/12/2010
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe.  Well, just for the media, Superficial looks are important in my social circle.  Really, all I want is a conversation.   It’s hard to find anyone, let alone a girl who will talk to me normally.   But don't get me wrong, a big booty would be a plus.

             5/22/2012
“Lately I feel like this rap game is a mistake.   A lot of my contemporaries don’t see my vision.  Yet The media treats me like I'm just like the other top 40 hip hop artists.   Sometimes I don’t feel like a rapper, but rather that I am just a human being playing the role of a musician.    I don’t know.   I just feel  different.  I’m Different, yeah I’m different.  I pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing and just feel alienated from my fans and fellow peers.”

              6/15/08
Man I love them Strippers.  Especially Tammy.  She’s a nice young girl whose just trying to pay off a nasty student loan.    I hope she finds her way soon, she has too much to offer the world for a gig like this.”

              8/9/2011
Beating that pussy till the sun up.    I’m not proud to admit this.  My sexual addiction has really taken a toll on my creative work.   I don't care to write albums anymore...   I feel like  this never ending urge reminds me I'm nothing more then any other animal.   I'm just like an insect,  with  a natural animalistic instinct to pollinate  every flower I see.    However this rap game is enabling me....it's everywhere I turn..  And there are no flowers to travel to.   I  feel like a bee in a trap.”

“Looking at all my belongings...  I have one chain my high school sweetheart gave me,  back when I only had a mixtape....I think of a simpler time when I look at this chain.  One where I at least had dreams and aspirations to motivate me.   The other Chain I own was given to me by some MTV corporate talking head the day  I signed a record deal.  It represents both my accomplishments and change, but it also  is a picture of how the fame has taken over my very being...   I feel like the old chain, but I can't deny the new...This is why I call myself 2 Chainz.   When I am in the shower, reflecting, I will often have moments of sadness where I scream 2CHAIIIIINZ, right before i break down and cry..  This is why I changed my name from Single chain to 2Chainz"

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