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The RIGHT Side Times: Poll Taken At Trump Rally Reveals Trump As President
Thorough Scientific Survey Reveals Trump as President.
Sorry Clinton fans, from the looks of things your tax dollars may end up going towards the white house hair supply fund . A recent revealing poll shows that a whopping nine out of ten Americans say they would vote Mr. Donald Trump for the 2016 presidency if given the opportunity. To put that in perspective, that’s 90 percent of the entire country, meaning if you were to put a finger down for every person voting for Mr. Trump it would leave you with one finger. How mind blowing is that?
The extensive survey was taken at the scene of a Donald Trump rally in DC last week. To ensure the survey was accurate as possible, our staff asked exactly ten of the attendees so there would be no form of a possible over or under calculation.
“Of course I’m voting for the Don!" Says one supporter. “I think he’s ballsy, standing up to world leaders like that. You’re not gonna find another guy that blunt, and you’re not gonna find anyone else who will tell you that outside of this lecture hall, no sir!”
Another woman says “Yeah, we’re the real voices of America! If you want accuracy for what our country wants, you best come to this small niche of a group. Where else are you going to know that most of our country wants a president who Trumps! I think I saw The New York Times do a survey across the whole country and it didn’t mention any of us! Well duh! All 32 of us are here, not there! ”
In fact the survey was so overwhelmingly evident, our staff only had to spend 5 minutes on the poll to obtain the outcome. A very telling sign.
As for the remaining ten percent, some scathing words were used against our future president: “I mean, I was just skating by and I watched this weird guy shout, DON JUAN, MORE LIKE ONE DON and then he high fived a guy. It just seemed like a really odd thing to yell. Am I voting for him? Probably not cuz, like, I’m only 14. So I can’t even if I wanted to. So… I’m not totally sure why you would even ask me. I look 12.”
There you have it, a blunt “no” on a candidate without any research on the individual what so ever. This is the new school liberal way of voting. Unfortunately for this kid the progressives aren’t going to progress this time around. After all, statistics, or this blog for that matter, don’t lie.